yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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