I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i believe in u and ur pee
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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