Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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