Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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