ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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