If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That accounts for only three of the penises
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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