Dual....:-)
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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