then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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