thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This is classic penis vs brain.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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