He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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