May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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