It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Operation Purity has been aborted
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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