Buhtt sex?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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