Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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