he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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