don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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