wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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