Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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