i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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