I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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