it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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