Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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