Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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