So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
