Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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