Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I woke up under a house in Key West
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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