I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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