Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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