There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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