my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
In other news, I just burned my penis
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.