how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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