I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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