HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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