; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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