I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm both gender and math confused
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