Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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