9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Drunk is not a location!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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