he puts the penis in happiness.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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