Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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