I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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