It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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