Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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