At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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