Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
So vagazzling was a success
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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