If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she looked like the before picture.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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