Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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