This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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