David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
honey bunches of taint.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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