So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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