There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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