they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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