Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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