Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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