Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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