she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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