sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When did angry sex become our thing?
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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